Saturday, April 01, 2006

First Steps

Hello one and all and welcome to what I hope will be a wonderous adventure not just for me but for you as well.
Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mr Davy and I am a thirty something living in the North-West of blessed England with my Mum and Dad, who are called Collette and John, and very nice and kind and considerate they are too. They have agreed to let me move back home after the sad disintegration of my marriage to Myrtle, who will henceforth be known as the Fuckencow. I'm certainly not bitter about the breakdown of our fifteen year marriage from which I got nothing except heartache, misery, depression, the loss of friends and self-esteem, a sense of self loathing and most crushingly a complete loss of sex drive. But like I say I'm not bitter and I shall persevere to right my self worth and I shall share with you my journey to a higher spiritual and physical place.

In this blog I shall be strictly adhering to advice given from a range of self-help books. To begin with I will be using "I Ching: the book of changes" and "The Luck Factor" by Richard Wiseman. However I will be incorporating other books when I deem it necessary.

So, a brief introduction I know but if you stick with me I'm sure you'll discover more about me and perhaps about yourself!? You never know.

Tomorrow is a bright new day and I'm certain that the wise, educated and good advice that will pour forth from the selected self-help manuals will help me to discover my true self and then hopefully enable me to exact my revenge on the Fuckencow!!!

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